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(Sorry about the 'EneryTheEighthIYam earworm. Blame the damn Injuns; they've booked Peter Noone for later this fall.)

The kids got lost on their way to the play.  As in close to seeing roadsigns in English and French.

At the time word of this came through on the phone, I was in Night Court for only the second time all year, waiting for my case to be called, like, at that very second.

Always an equal opportunity child, Emily also called Mom in an equal panic, giving her the coordinates of the corner of the Louisiana Purchase they'd wound up in, Eleanor as clueless as I was about where, exactly, they were. (Like Manhattan, downtown B-lo has a mostly gridded system of streets, but south of a certain point, it gets all twisty-turny-19th-century and I have no idea where ANYTHING is.)

Both of us got calls with equal mixes of tears and snippiness. Yet only I was told that "some asshole gave us the wrong directions."

Unless she stopped someone else on the street, that asshole would be me. And before they left, I'd showed them a map, drew arrows on it showing them where to turn right off the expessway into downtown, and never expected that they would only question their location after at least five successive traffic lights before turning left onto another expressway in the wrong direction.

Yet, somehow, with multiple Phone Homes between the end of court and 10 minutes after curtain, they found the theater. 

I pray for their safe return. All rights are reserved once she gets in here, though.

As for Simba, once they get home from this, there's only one more place I want to see his mangy mane:

Date: 2011-10-28 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] floundah.livejournal.com
OT: I know Savenor's. But lion chops? This has got to be a photoshopped joke. Please tell me it's a photoshopped joke.

Date: 2011-10-28 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainsblog.livejournal.com
I kinda assumed that when I grabbed the pic- how could such a place survive in the Peoples Republic of Cambridge?- but here's the NPR story that went with it:

http://www.loe.org/shows/segments.html?programID=11-P13-00020&segmentID=7

Date: 2011-10-28 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] floundah.livejournal.com
Wow. That's absolutely disgusting. just because something is perfectly edible doesn't mean you should eat it. Fuckers.

Date: 2011-10-31 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
...I had assumed it was a typo for "loin."

Date: 2011-10-31 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainsblog.livejournal.com
Hell, for 60 dollars a pound that damn BETTER be king of the jungle chow.

Date: 2011-10-29 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thediva-laments.livejournal.com
Heh, I didn't think to comment on the lion meat pic because I have known about Savenor's for years. They sell just about every meat you can think of and I am completely unsurprised that they sell lion.

They have two locations, one in Cambridge and one on Beacon Hill. I generally don't shop there, too pricey and too much emphasis on dead things for this vegetarian.

Date: 2011-10-31 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
Yeeeeesh. That is one play they should NEVER try to see again!

Date: 2011-10-31 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captainsblog.livejournal.com
God only knows what curse would befall them (probably quite literally) if they ever tried to see the Spider-Man musical.

So they won't. Ever.

Date: 2011-10-31 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
GOOD. That could be fatal!

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