How to run a CLE seminar. NOT.
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* Assemble roughly 90 percent of the collective membership of the regularly practicing bankruptcy lawyers from Rochester, Buffalo and many points to the immediate north, south and east;
* Add the cachet of having the entirety of the bankruptcy judiciary of the Northern and Western Districts in an informal, accessible format;
* Select a venue just off the 90 in Batavia, relatively convenient to everyone;
* Split the groups into business and consumer panels for the morning session, then bring everyone together for lunch, a speech or two, and finally a completely no-holds-barred "Ask the Judges" segment;
* Provide the six judges with exactly one wireless microphone that only works within one millimeter of their lips, and then arrange with Genesee Community College Buildings and Grounds to have the lawn attacked by a bigass John Deere LT riding mower for most of the duration of their panel, passing roughly half a yard behind and several feet above the judges' heads.
And thus, the trademark of the Eighth Annual Western New York Bankruptcy Conference:
God my head hurts.
* Assemble roughly 90 percent of the collective membership of the regularly practicing bankruptcy lawyers from Rochester, Buffalo and many points to the immediate north, south and east;
* Add the cachet of having the entirety of the bankruptcy judiciary of the Northern and Western Districts in an informal, accessible format;
* Select a venue just off the 90 in Batavia, relatively convenient to everyone;
* Split the groups into business and consumer panels for the morning session, then bring everyone together for lunch, a speech or two, and finally a completely no-holds-barred "Ask the Judges" segment;
* Provide the six judges with exactly one wireless microphone that only works within one millimeter of their lips, and then arrange with Genesee Community College Buildings and Grounds to have the lawn attacked by a bigass John Deere LT riding mower for most of the duration of their panel, passing roughly half a yard behind and several feet above the judges' heads.
And thus, the trademark of the Eighth Annual Western New York Bankruptcy Conference:
God my head hurts.
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