"Cue the Bleats"
Apr. 3rd, 2011 01:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captainsblogI have to start previewing Rich's sermons on the weeks I'm assisting.
I do check the readings to be sure there's nothing I have to be prepared for, and this week's were relatively safe ones from John on loving one another and all that happy horseshit. So I wasn't expecting him to depart from the text and reference the synoptic Gospel bit about the Lord returning in glory and judgment and separating the sheep from the goats.
Why, you ask, did this reference almost cause me to fall out of my liturgical-assistant pewie thingie laughing my arse off?
This is why:
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Aaaaaand in other news: the call just came in. Eleanor's muffler job is gonna eat all up the entire remainder of our emergency fund. I know, that's what it's for, right? Still. Feeling rather, um, sheepish right now:P
I do check the readings to be sure there's nothing I have to be prepared for, and this week's were relatively safe ones from John on loving one another and all that happy horseshit. So I wasn't expecting him to depart from the text and reference the synoptic Gospel bit about the Lord returning in glory and judgment and separating the sheep from the goats.
Why, you ask, did this reference almost cause me to fall out of my liturgical-assistant pewie thingie laughing my arse off?
This is why:
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Aaaaaand in other news: the call just came in. Eleanor's muffler job is gonna eat all up the entire remainder of our emergency fund. I know, that's what it's for, right? Still. Feeling rather, um, sheepish right now:P
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