Hey, kids! Let's tour the courthouse!
Feb. 23rd, 2011 10:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captainsblogI had a conference in Room 25 today. Every wall of every hall had a big sign pointing the way to Room 25. No indication on the sign to tell anyone what it was. All I could think was this is the courthouse version of Room 101.
And it was. It's where cases get adjourned and adjourned and adjourned until somebody dies. Quite possibly me.
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On the way back from there, I passed a restroom in the hallway, with a sign identifying it as "ACCESSIBLE WOMEN."
Really, now. Is there anything else in life we'd ever want?
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Then up to the law library while waiting for another client to call back. Here we have all the modern conveniences, including wireless access to the Internet!
I am SO not asking.
And it was. It's where cases get adjourned and adjourned and adjourned until somebody dies. Quite possibly me.
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On the way back from there, I passed a restroom in the hallway, with a sign identifying it as "ACCESSIBLE WOMEN."
Really, now. Is there anything else in life we'd ever want?
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Then up to the law library while waiting for another client to call back. Here we have all the modern conveniences, including wireless access to the Internet!
I am SO not asking.
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Date: 2011-02-23 04:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-23 05:23 pm (UTC)One of my neighbors (I don't know who, just someone in range) has a password protected network called "GET OFF OUR INTERNET, BITCH!!!" I'm not really sure why it needs to be called that if it's password protected, but whateves. Ours is called Sniffles.
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Date: 2011-02-23 05:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-23 06:29 pm (UTC)Which my iPhone just converted to the word "coriander" for some bizarre reason.
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Date: 2011-02-23 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-24 06:16 am (UTC)My husband is known in various circles as "Evil" or "Evil Frazer", there having previously been two Fraz/sers in the social group and he, in his long hair, tattoos, and biker gear clearly being the "evil" one. Other Fraser has since moved on, but the Evil moniker stuck... to the point where people who have never met "Good Fraser" call him Evil.
This is a long-winded explanation as to why ours is a network of "Lies"...