(1) I just checked a remote county sheriff's website for a fee schedule. Instead I got this:

Relax. Take your shoes and your belt off. Y'all come back now, hear?
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(2) Could this tax preparation software vendor have selected a more annoying-looking spokesperson if they tried?

It's on virtually every freakin' banner of the local fishwrap today. This lady looks like she wants the "take a shit for the first time in a week for free" option, doesn't she?
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(3) If I see one more New York Jets player looking smug, Boo is gonna smack a bitch.
Relax. Take your shoes and your belt off. Y'all come back now, hear?
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(2) Could this tax preparation software vendor have selected a more annoying-looking spokesperson if they tried?
It's on virtually every freakin' banner of the local fishwrap today. This lady looks like she wants the "take a shit for the first time in a week for free" option, doesn't she?
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(3) If I see one more New York Jets player looking smug, Boo is gonna smack a bitch.
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Date: 2011-01-17 10:39 pm (UTC)provides access
Date: 2011-01-18 01:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-18 02:03 am (UTC)I don't follow feetsball myself, but a number of my friends and associates here in Boston are quite disconsolate today. I think your Jets had something to do with it.