The Rutles! Dirk, Nasty, Barry and Stigmata.

[captainsblog]

When I had my checkup last week, my doctor looked at the remnants of my door-slammed war wound on my right forefinger from November, and concluded there was nothing I, or he, could do about it.

Now, after a night of extensive insomnia, I come to discover that my LEFT forefinger has a completely unaccounted-for wound on it.

Sigh. I wonder if there are direct flights from here to Oberammergau with enough of an advance purchase so I can understudy for Jesus at the Passion Play.

ETA. Note the huge-breasted typist in the background the really horrid pun in the comments.

Comments

[firynze.livejournal.com]

Just watch out for those sucking chest wounds, eh?

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

Shhhh. That's going to be the special added feature on the night the Passion Play's being recorded for broadcast on EWTN. If it does well, they may make it into a series.

Watch for it on the evening of Good Friday. It'll be in your program guide as the "Pilate episode."

::runs like hell::

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

Oy...

[bill_sheehan.livejournal.com]

Padre Pio? Is that you?