This is how you stay married almost 23 years without killing each other

[captainsblog]

....mainly because, if you were ever gonna do it, it probably would've been in the first two or three weeks.

Eleanor handed me a movie we'd Netflixed- a Scottish period piece she'd really enjoyed. When I was done with it, I walked outside, grabbed a couple of the larger decorative pebbles from around one of her plant pots, brought them and the DVD into the bathroom, piled it atop them,  and briefly turned the blow dryer on at them while she was finishing getting dressed.

Puzzled, she asked, "And what is that supposed to be?"

I fiendishly replied, "A dry Rob Roy on the rocks."

Somehow, she refuses to throw me out of the house for stuff like this.

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[horizonchaser.livejournal.com]

You and my husband should get together. He likes to bring me random poultry and then tell me I'm fowl when I rescue them from him.

[troubleagain.livejournal.com]

See, that would completely endear you to me, so I guess I'm not normal.

[nentikobe.livejournal.com]

There's a vitamin brand called Ethical Nutrients here - I asked Heath what was in it, and he replied "Moral Fiber, of course."

He's always doing stuff like that. And I laugh, and I laugh. Or groan.

It's only been 6 years for us this year, but I can see 20+ with this sort of thing. :)

It's a good quality to have.

[luckycee.livejournal.com]

You just freaked me out using her icon. ::doubletake::

[troubleagain.livejournal.com]

I know, happens to me everytime he does it.

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

I've used it twice, best I can remember: once for her birthday a couple of weeks ago, and just now.

The third time will be extremely charmed.

[uneasytruce.livejournal.com]

I have a hunch: The very best women tolerate men's shenanigans with good will, while not encouraging us to continue them.

I suspect yours is an excellent woman.

[bill_sheehan.livejournal.com]

She is a saint. She should have a stained glass window dedicated to her.