....mainly because, if you were ever gonna do it, it probably would've been in the first two or three weeks.
Eleanor handed me a movie we'd Netflixed- a Scottish period piece she'd really enjoyed. When I was done with it, I walked outside, grabbed a couple of the larger decorative pebbles from around one of her plant pots, brought them and the DVD into the bathroom, piled it atop them, and briefly turned the blow dryer on at them while she was finishing getting dressed.
Puzzled, she asked, "And what is that supposed to be?"
I fiendishly replied, "A dry Rob Roy on the rocks."
Somehow, she refuses to throw me out of the house for stuff like this.
Eleanor handed me a movie we'd Netflixed- a Scottish period piece she'd really enjoyed. When I was done with it, I walked outside, grabbed a couple of the larger decorative pebbles from around one of her plant pots, brought them and the DVD into the bathroom, piled it atop them, and briefly turned the blow dryer on at them while she was finishing getting dressed.
Puzzled, she asked, "And what is that supposed to be?"
I fiendishly replied, "A dry Rob Roy on the rocks."
Somehow, she refuses to throw me out of the house for stuff like this.