First attempt at sortalive blogging:

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Song. RIVER Song. ::cue Bond theme::

Aren't home boxes ripping off some shite in ST:TNG or DS9 or one of them? ETA. STASIS boxes, yeah, that's it. Eep, that's ANIMATED Trek.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong." More displacement of the ol' time continuum?

Boringers. I likes me that:)

Amy wants to follow. Course she does. She's the goddam Batman Companion.

"Just five minutes," so given how time is computed in this series that probably works out to something like 22 years. Or 12,000. Or something.

"Sonic me." Now see, there's where that product placement would've worked;)

Bishop, Second Class. "I'm going to call the police." "Shouldn't you call the Church?" "Call the Church police." "All right. The Church police!"

"Doctor, what do you know... of the weeping angels?" Drama button!

"You're letting people call you Sir!" I do hope Marcie isn't going to be signing on as a companion.

"Heel, boy!" Well, yeah, if someone marched into my TARDIS in those things I'd behave myself, too;) Ooh, now we're in uniform, though. Maybe SHE's a kissogrammer, too?

The clerics have "moved on" from their prior role? Yah, I'd say Ratzinger did that about 30 years ago (70 if you count his Hitler Youth days.)

Terraforming? If there's a Genesis device or Reavers by the end of this thing I'm gonna be pissed.

The Bishop orders them to load those explosives? Like, the Holy Hand Grenade?

Amy's walking into the room with the angel. I've got a bad feeling....

PAY ATTENTION TO HER, morons!

OH HAI!

Amy! Stop that! Guys are in charge of the remote! Also, please leave....

BRAINNNNNNNS!

"Have you ever tried not blinking?" I live with five animals who would kill me in my sleep. You bet I know how to not blink.

Oops. Somebody didn't pay the cable bill.

Not a good time to need to change your contacts, Aims.

Images of angels, pictures of angels, ohnoes maybe BLOG ENTRIES ABOUT ANGELS!

Labyrinth with dead people in the walls? Sounds like a Republican fundraiser.

So who's going to be attacked? The Doctor, Amy, River, or Ensign Acolyte Jones? AT LEAST GIVE DUDE RED CAMO so he knows to expect it!

"Come and see." And hold still whilst I paint this bullseye on your back.

And now MASH is ripped off. ("Scared, son? No, sir, just cold. If you had any brains you'd be scared!")

Organ music is a nice touch.

If all of us are all supposedly scared shiteless by the mere mention of these angels, why are all the characters in the actual danger tossing off bon mots (Virginia Wolff, messy divorce) like nothing bad is going on?

Right. NO STATUARY FOR YOU, Ray. Like, ever.

"Come and see" sounds like a malware link. Do they still have those 12000 years from now?

Unless they needed their bodies?

OH SHIT.

Cue Dave Edmunds: Crawlin through the wreckage, crawlin through the wreckage....

DON'T MONOLOGUE, BOB. IT ONLY HELPS THE GOOD GUY WHEN YOU MONOLOGUE.

And Amy got her car fixed at Midas Mufflers.

Oh cut the metaphysical time continuum crap and just kiss her, you fool!

Or bash her on the hand. Under the circumstances, that was probably the better choice!

Roddenberry amends his complaint for the infringement of Spectre of the Gun.  The stone hand is not real......

Eight billion people knew that "ME" is what you don't put in a trap. The pregnant pause, totally unnecessary.

CLIFFHANGER? NO CAN HAS!

Previews? Not helping.

Is it sweeps month in Britain or something? Wait, no commercials....

Grrrrrrrrrr. Off to catch up on three seasons of Lost, which can only improve my current mental state compared to this.

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::g:: eps 4 and 5 have been a 2 parter since s3; 9 and 10 or 8 and 9 are the other 2-parter slot, with 11-13 being (usually) linked in some way.


River's not a kiss-o-gramme (afa we know, anyway). She's in my line of work-- an archaeologist. The Doctor's never shown up at any of my sites, thuogh (of cuorse, my current site has a significantly higher possibility of that happening, but never mind...)