I made u a photo but i shopped it
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captainsblogJust now, responding to the latest viral meme (if I came with a warning label, what would it say?), I sent the enquirer a reply which probably would've worked equally well for many of you. To put it in the proper context, I tried to find an image of the original sign to alter, but the closest I could come was a knitting site which had turned it into a bedspread.
Meh. Close enough:
I almost apologized for my horrid photoshopping, with a remark that if she wanted an actual artist, she should hire one. And there's even a real good photoshopper available locally: One Bills Drive, Orchard Park, NY 14127.
Seems they passed out team pictures of Our Heroes at the most recent home game. It didn't take long before someone started playing the Bills version of Wheres Waldo, which in this case would be named Wheres Dick:
Yup, in a move of the highest class, they photoshopped out the recently fired coach, Dick Jauron. He would've been to the right of team owner Ralph "I love Canada!" Wilson, but that spot's now taken by #31, rookie free safety Jairus Byrd, who appears to have one arm and one very large wing.
There are players in that shot who were cut from the team long before Dick got the boot, so it's pretty clear that's what they did.
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Speaking of Dicks:
Eleanor and I were eye-rolling last night over the latest revelations about Tiger Woods's indiscretions. Part of the problem, I surmised, is that he's led the coddled and consequence-free life of a child star, from his days as a precocious putter on the Mike Douglas Show in the 70s.
For his entire life, he's been expected to stick his balls into 18 holes a day, and NOW they get upset about it?
Meh. Close enough:
I almost apologized for my horrid photoshopping, with a remark that if she wanted an actual artist, she should hire one. And there's even a real good photoshopper available locally: One Bills Drive, Orchard Park, NY 14127.
Seems they passed out team pictures of Our Heroes at the most recent home game. It didn't take long before someone started playing the Bills version of Wheres Waldo, which in this case would be named Wheres Dick:
Yup, in a move of the highest class, they photoshopped out the recently fired coach, Dick Jauron. He would've been to the right of team owner Ralph "I love Canada!" Wilson, but that spot's now taken by #31, rookie free safety Jairus Byrd, who appears to have one arm and one very large wing.
There are players in that shot who were cut from the team long before Dick got the boot, so it's pretty clear that's what they did.
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Speaking of Dicks:
Eleanor and I were eye-rolling last night over the latest revelations about Tiger Woods's indiscretions. Part of the problem, I surmised, is that he's led the coddled and consequence-free life of a child star, from his days as a precocious putter on the Mike Douglas Show in the 70s.
For his entire life, he's been expected to stick his balls into 18 holes a day, and NOW they get upset about it?
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:54 pm (UTC)Hello, world, here the song that we're singin'
C'mon get happy!
A whole lot of lovin' is what we'll be bringin'
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