Hmmmmm....

[captainsblog]

I had to meet a client in Chikkawogga this morning, so I decided to take a quick jog over to the DMV there to pick up an enhanced license application for Emily and a registration sticker (new! with actual stickage!) for Eleanor. On the way was a seafood restaurant with this sign out in front:



Now okay, I know that occasionally, they get loose-

Holy cow it's loose!

- but I must admit, the recession must be getting REALLY bad if restaurants are having to resort to job interviews as a means of acquiring shellfish.

-Please, come right in. Have a pot.

-Are you allergic to latex gloves, and more importantly, can you get them on over those claws?

-You get two weeks of paid vacation and a hot butter break every three hours.

-Where you do see your career in five years? How about in ten minutes?

And I would love to see the thank-you notes from the applicants. Possibly I already have, hiding in my salad on surf'n'turf night.

Comments

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

My favorite Chinese restaurant used to have a sign in the window -- replaced now, alas -- that read "WELCOME lobster, crabs, clam, shrimp". I was most amused, yet saddened for those shortsighted shellfish that might not have thought past the cheery welcome.

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

Love that clip...I'm in Woody's camp, though. I'll eat one, but I sure as heck don't want to touch one.