I usually get these right. This one, not so much when Eleanor shared it with us. I added a couple variations of it I found online and de-obfuscated one of them. Answers are screened. Winner wins a 750 ml bottle of

Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Most people don't know if Madonna even has one,
The Pope has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Bush is one,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
what is it?
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Congratulations to the three winners, all arriving within a minute of each other: Elbie, Becky and Jenn, who knew that "it" was
A last name.

Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Most people don't know if Madonna even has one,
The Pope has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Bush is one,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
what is it?
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Congratulations to the three winners, all arriving within a minute of each other: Elbie, Becky and Jenn, who knew that "it" was
A last name.