Crucifixion is Futile

[captainsblog]

Our church is offering a 10-week study of a book entitled Reading the Bible Again for the First Time.

By noted theologian Marcus Borg.

It's about time Christianity started proselytizing this way. It will, however, require some modest modifications to the text:

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they shall be assimilated.
Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be assimilated.
Blessed are the meek, for they shall be quickly assimilated.

...

If your brother strikes you, modulate your shield frequencies. If he randomizes his weapon seven times, modulate your frequencies seventy times seven.

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In the beginning was the Borg, and the Borg was with God, and the Borg was God. The Borg added all biological and cultural distinctiveness to its own. We saw its glory, in the shape of a cube.

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There'll be a few more like that, here and there, plus naturally the need to rename the main character as "Second of Three."

Comments

[luckycee.livejournal.com]

Nicely done.

HAHA

[revmary.livejournal.com]

Who Sci fi nut....

I dare you to make a similiar Post by Noted theologian

Russell T. Davies or Steven Moffat...(DR WHO)

River Song , " No one ever really dies with the Doctor!"

For Doctor, so loved the earth people, that he gave himself to save her over and over, That whosoever, will say his name will be saved. ( Seen from season three All the humans said Doctor at the same time and he elevated, ressurrection of sorts, with arms outstretched like on a cross, RTD you are just like Rodenbury ah)

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

Your post was hysterical, but parts of the book worried me a bit, and this from an Episcopalian, whose church has not only changed lenses, but broken the old glasses.

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

Well, this at least explains the Trinity. They're linked by a subspace relay, and thus are One.