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captainsblogTop Ten Things Overheard Today at Republican National Headquarters:
10) "Well, this is one way to keep the Clintons in the news even after Hillary drops out."
9) "He's from Arizona. There may have been heat, but there's no humidity."
8) "See what happens to you after you put your name on a bill with Ted Kennedy?"
7) "Russ Feingold just called. He wants to co-sponsor the affair."
6) "No, Mitt, he can't just marry another one."
5) "Hell, we could save a lot of money on primaries if we just played rock-paper-scissors to pick a candidate."
4) "Dammit, McCain, when you said your contributions from lobbyists were going down, we thought you meant your financial disclosures!"
10) "Well, this is one way to keep the Clintons in the news even after Hillary drops out."
9) "He's from Arizona. There may have been heat, but there's no humidity."
8) "See what happens to you after you put your name on a bill with Ted Kennedy?"
7) "Russ Feingold just called. He wants to co-sponsor the affair."
6) "No, Mitt, he can't just marry another one."
5) "Hell, we could save a lot of money on primaries if we just played rock-paper-scissors to pick a candidate."
4) "Dammit, McCain, when you said your contributions from lobbyists were going down, we thought you meant your financial disclosures!"
3) "Get Stanley Motss on the phone. NOW."
2) "Anybody know where we keep the Kool Aid?"
and the number one thing overheard at the RNC this morning....
1) "Cheer up. At least it's a woman he got caught with."