♪Hogwarts, Nothing but Hogwarts,....♪
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captainsblogThe word is out, apparently, over at Leaky Cauldron, and the fangirls, they are not pleased. At least the one living under this roof:
Harry Potter to be Made into West End Musical
To the shrewd follower of the book and film series, this can only mean one thing: guessing which other musicals will have their tunes and lyrics misappropriated for this new deriviative work?
I'll start. Feel free to add your own.
"Avada kedavra!" and "Experillamus!"
Dreaming of Draco's tongue probing my anus
Longbottom's spell causing him to sprout wings,
These are a few of my favorite things!
----
The sorting by house is a difficult matter
It isn't your typical holiday game;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hat, urrrr...
When I tell you, the sorting is ALWAYS THE SAME.
First of all, come the one-offs, the red-shirted freshmen,
Such as Diggory, Abbott, Cho Chang and Bones
They get sorted for HUFFLEPUFF!, otherwise RAVENCLAW!-
Nice enough kids, but they're never The Ones.
If you're looking for evil, deception or stupid
Such as Malfoy or Riddle, Crabb-and-Goyle or the Blacks
Then the script's bound to call for me shouting out SLYTHERIN!
There's not any discretion, I'm just telling the facts.
But above and beyond there's still one house left over,
And that is the name that you're bound to deduce:
It's the house all our superstars take for their studies-
And the one that's then filled up by lame Mary Sues.
And so at the feast, when I'm in contemplation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
I'm just reading ahead for the plot complication
That will lead, to a need, for the call, of its name:
Its ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name:
GRYFFINDOR!
----
I am the very model of an evil Uber-Wizard-
I know spells that are so terrible, they'll cut right to your gizzard.
I know "Hogwarts-A History," my wand burns hot and fiery,
I've hidden pieces of my soul in necklace, ring and diary.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with entrances and sorties,
As I've trained all of my minions to transport by using portkeys.
They then bring me all my enemies, I steal their blood and boneses
In my quest for domination which is that for which I'm jonesin'
Chorus:
They bring him all his enemies, he steals their blood and bonses
In his quest for domination which is that for which he's jonesin'
Still working on West Side Story and Spamalot songs. Work with me, people:)
Harry Potter to be Made into West End Musical
To the shrewd follower of the book and film series, this can only mean one thing: guessing which other musicals will have their tunes and lyrics misappropriated for this new deriviative work?
I'll start. Feel free to add your own.
"Avada kedavra!" and "Experillamus!"
Dreaming of Draco's tongue probing my anus
Longbottom's spell causing him to sprout wings,
These are a few of my favorite things!
----
The sorting by house is a difficult matter
It isn't your typical holiday game;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hat, urrrr...
When I tell you, the sorting is ALWAYS THE SAME.
First of all, come the one-offs, the red-shirted freshmen,
Such as Diggory, Abbott, Cho Chang and Bones
They get sorted for HUFFLEPUFF!, otherwise RAVENCLAW!-
Nice enough kids, but they're never The Ones.
If you're looking for evil, deception or stupid
Such as Malfoy or Riddle, Crabb-and-Goyle or the Blacks
Then the script's bound to call for me shouting out SLYTHERIN!
There's not any discretion, I'm just telling the facts.
But above and beyond there's still one house left over,
And that is the name that you're bound to deduce:
It's the house all our superstars take for their studies-
And the one that's then filled up by lame Mary Sues.
And so at the feast, when I'm in contemplation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
I'm just reading ahead for the plot complication
That will lead, to a need, for the call, of its name:
Its ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name:
GRYFFINDOR!
----
I am the very model of an evil Uber-Wizard-
I know spells that are so terrible, they'll cut right to your gizzard.
I know "Hogwarts-A History," my wand burns hot and fiery,
I've hidden pieces of my soul in necklace, ring and diary.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with entrances and sorties,
As I've trained all of my minions to transport by using portkeys.
They then bring me all my enemies, I steal their blood and boneses
In my quest for domination which is that for which I'm jonesin'
Chorus:
They bring him all his enemies, he steals their blood and bonses
In his quest for domination which is that for which he's jonesin'
Still working on West Side Story and Spamalot songs. Work with me, people:)