To boldly go where no astronaut has gone before!

[captainsblog]

Well, after getting back from the beauty parlor, maybe:



Apparently, the spaceflight Curse of the Last Week of January extends to the ground, and to the first week of February.

I can just hear her pre-flight checklist in the rental car:

Diapers? Check.

BB gun? Check.

Ruber tubing? Check.

Steel mallet? Check.

Heat-shielding tiles? Shit. Houston, we've got a problem.

Police were also investigating a note found in the astronaut's glove box reading, "Lisa, I am your father. Love, Anakin."

Meanwhile, Hollywood cancelled the premiere of this week's introspective NASA documentary, titled What Else Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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And speaking of Hollywood, and of Star Wars: at the other end of the country, there's trouble brewing between the force and the Force.


There goes Chewbacca into a waiting squad car after being arrested in front of Grauman's Chinese over the weekend for headbutting a tour guide. The Wookiee, known on this planet as a 44-year old street performer, went quietly after the incident was witnessed by none other than Superman. You'd think the Man of Steel would have taken care of it on his own, but after the blaster fire bounced off his chest, Chewie threw his gun at his head and Superman ducked.

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I wonder what kind of trouble Shatner's gotten into this week.

Comments

[angledge.livejournal.com]

I don't bother reading the news anymore, because people like you bring the best of it to my friends list. With added snark.

[revmary.livejournal.com]

Looks like Nick Nolte has a girlfriend...
(Remember his Pix, this is familiar)

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

HA! The astronaut chick just cracked me up in that "your so nutty it's entertaining" way. Her mug shot looks likes she's saying "Oops, ya got me." Although, if I were planning a big event, I'd hire her. She certainly puts thought into things.

Ah Chewie, where did it all go wrong?