Insanity=using same delivery methods and expecting different results:P

The common thread, here, being the United States Postal Service- motto- We deliver for you. Except when we don't.

Today brought my third failed attempt in recent years to use the U.S. Mails for a random act of kindness.  Here's how they-all went.

( Five-ish (not Finkel): )

( After sauce, there was Joss.... )

So by now, you'd think, I'd be using tin cans and string to get my gifts below the Mason-Dixon Line.

( You would be wrong, internal combustion breath.... )

Somehow, way more often than not, the bills I send out through the US Mail reach their destinations on time.  So if any of you want to invoice me for the cost of our friendships, you might just get your gifts on time from here on out:P