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Those of you on the deprived side of the Hudson are about to get some relief, as Wegmans opens its first New England store in Northborough, Mass. tomorrow.  The boyz already operating on those streets are not taking this news lightly, though. They've just announced this major dissing of the 2-Weg Crew:

A Trader Joe's store is slated to open in Pittsford next year, Wilmorite Inc. officials announced Thursday. It would be the first Trader Joe's in Upstate New York.

The planned 14,000-square-foot store will be located in Pittsford Plaza on Monroe Avenue, plaza officials said.

That's not just any random location. It's the same shopping plaza as the Wegmans chain's flagship store, home to its only store-run full-service restaurant and the only liquor store it can legally own in New York State (technically not part of the chain, but they use the store logo and the same "$6 wine" promotions as they do for their "$6 meals").

It's on. I can see a full-blown gang war erupting out of this diss. Think of the horrors:  drive-by demiglacings, taggings on the sides of the Lexus SUVs, and of course D-Weg doing his own trash-talk rappin':

I went to Trader Joes and the lines were so long
They usin online sockpuppets and you know that's just wrong
Messin' with our home market cause their stock price ain't rallyin'
They better watch out for my crew- this month they're all Italian!
Pullin this stunt movin near us, doin it just for the pub
We're gonna bust Joe in the trunk with a heavy Shoppers Club

I am SO sorry. It's Wegmans. He wouldn't rap. It'd be a panini.