Artvoice just posted a copy of a handout passed out at a staff development day for county library employees, who have once again been put on the chopping block so our county executive can keep his Spaulding Lake property taxes ridiculously low:

Yeeps. That's almost as sensitive as the old joke about how the Army used to pass along condolences to the troops:
Ten-hut! All enlisted men wanting to phone home to wish their mom a happy Mothers Day, please step forward. NOT SO FAST, PRIVATE SCHAWARTZ!
(Unrelated rant: Anyone else having trouble uploading pictures to LJ? Eleanor's new userpic took some major work to send through, and Semagic hasn't been able to send direct uploads of file-based photos for a couple of days now.)
Yeeps. That's almost as sensitive as the old joke about how the Army used to pass along condolences to the troops:
Ten-hut! All enlisted men wanting to phone home to wish their mom a happy Mothers Day, please step forward. NOT SO FAST, PRIVATE SCHAWARTZ!
(Unrelated rant: Anyone else having trouble uploading pictures to LJ? Eleanor's new userpic took some major work to send through, and Semagic hasn't been able to send direct uploads of file-based photos for a couple of days now.)