"Nobody Knows!"

[captainsblog]

I know QI doesn't do that anymore, but that's where we still stand with the kitteh.

Lab results came back, and the vet said they were, and I quote, "beautiful." Nothing elevated or indicative or weird. Pretty damn healthy boy, considering.

He did eat this morning- not when I fed everyone else, but within an hour or two- and he seems spunkier. He's still spending hours at a time curled up in a ball, but he's a cat- he always does that.  I'll lay out the noms again in a few hours and we'll see how it goes.

There's only one other remote theory to investigate. While waiting for him to be drained and filled yesterday, I noticed this poster on the veterinary wall:



My eye was immediately drawn, like moths to a munchie, to the upper right hand corner.  He has seemed pretty wobbly in recent months, and plenty damn mellow.  Not that we have a stash of our own in the house, but maybe he's got a kitteh pal in Colorado or Washington state;)

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Several people have posted links to this picture, or to the Buzzfeed link explaining it:



Since service workers are among the lowest-paid and hardest-working of any I know, this kind of one-percent overentitlement makes me angry. Angry enough to publish my own retort for free and unrestricted use by any waitstaff (or snarky passersby_ who care to:



If I ever see one of the first on the table, I will have one of the second at the ready.

Comments

[thediva-laments.livejournal.com]

**bows in deference to your awesomeness**

Geoff actually LOLed. Really loudly, actually.

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

Your Rant for the Ages from a week or so ago was part of the inspiration. And I've been contributing to tip jars much more religiously ever since it, btw.