Making No Boris About It

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M E M O R A N D U M

To: grand chessmaster Boris Spassky; former Wimbledon champ Boris Becker; Tory MP Boris Johnson; Russian author Boris Akunin; and any others bearing that name in this week of rampant, violent Boris-cide

From: G. Reaper, Esq.

Re: Estate planning

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Have you considered making a will, designating a health care proxy, and letting your loved ones (particularly any named Natasha) know what your wishes are?

You might want to do this sooner rather than later.

I'll be at the door until you're ready.

Your blue-eyed boy,
Mr. Death

Comments

[headbanger118.livejournal.com]

Yikes! It's now that I treasure my name and gender even more. Please do not inform me of a gaggle of "Terri" deaths.