I actually convinced a few people that this joke of mine from late last week, about an incoming "Jew-ish" congressman from Long Island, was real:
BREAKING NEWS: In a final vote to ensure integrity among members of the august body, the outgoing Democratic majority has voted 218-214 to amend the Rules of the House. They will now require the immediate expulsion of any member who lies to the voters about their educational background, past employment history or religion. It is fully expected that the incoming Republican majority will ignore this provision and seat the incoming Congressman from NY3 despite his confession to all of these lies.
Which means, yes, that the Republicans in Congress will be saying there is no such thing as a Santos Clause.
I'll see myself out. As he should.
One of his fellow incoming NY colleagues wasn't kidding, though: as soon as he's seated, he intends to introduce the "SANTOS Act":
Or Ir-ish, either....
BREAKING NEWS: In a final vote to ensure integrity among members of the august body, the outgoing Democratic majority has voted 218-214 to amend the Rules of the House. They will now require the immediate expulsion of any member who lies to the voters about their educational background, past employment history or religion.
It is fully expected that the incoming Republican majority will ignore this provision and seat the incoming Congressman from NY3 despite his confession to all of these lies.
Which means, yes, that the Republicans in Congress will be saying there is no such thing as a Santos Clause.
I'll see myself out. As he should.
One of his fellow incoming NY colleagues wasn't kidding, though: as soon as he's seated, he intends to introduce the "SANTOS Act":